tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-219750892024-03-08T02:24:29.229-05:00pancakemonster.blogspot.compancake monsterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05636285167412602731noreply@blogger.comBlogger99125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21975089.post-44621999301260255592008-05-04T01:44:00.002-05:002008-05-04T01:49:18.169-05:00kittensthese kittens are <span style="color: rgb(102, 0, 204); font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">adorable</span><br /><object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/gY0MSuyaKMk&hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/gY0MSuyaKMk&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object></center)pancake monsterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05636285167412602731noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21975089.post-63648653334923554632008-05-02T23:46:00.002-05:002008-05-02T23:54:51.959-05:00you want a piece of me?i have to give ms spears props for her new (is it new or am i just way out of the loop?) i remember when i was in middle school...back when i was obsessed with nsync, backstreet boys and spice girls... i remember been somewhat infatuated with the one more time video, but at the same time wondering why the hell i gave a shit... anyways. for the past like 5 years i havent really gave a shit about her music but 'piece of me' was kind of a relief. when i first saw the title i though it would be some crappy sappy song like the other crap shes come out with. instead its basically telling the media fuck you, i make mad money. hell yeah.<br />anyways. i know, grammar = atrocious. but i think thats why i stopped using this shit a year ago-- too concerned about it. im capable of it, but just dont care :)pancake monsterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05636285167412602731noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21975089.post-92072088188208117282007-03-26T13:07:00.000-05:002008-12-12T18:09:30.899-05:00Abortion or $500<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__Vebc8PTxfc/RggQcEWUiuI/AAAAAAAAAUQ/YoA2fisnjQw/s1600-h/Picture+11.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 342px; height: 117px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__Vebc8PTxfc/RggQcEWUiuI/AAAAAAAAAUQ/YoA2fisnjQw/s320/Picture+11.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5046301456858385122" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">A Texas legislator is proposing that pregnant women be offered <span style="font-weight: bold;">$500 to NOT have an abortion</span>. <span style="font-size:130%;">Republican</span> State Sen. Dan Patrick thinks that the money might convince women to have the child, and then give it up for adoption. Now, while this may not sound like a bad deal, check this out: you'd think they'd give you the $500 so that you'd be able to afford living expenses during the 9 months, a bit better. But no! The money is paid within 30 days of the child being adopted. Well... I guess I can understand that there is a trust issue with giving out $500 before the child is born. I don't mean to sound harsh, but <span style="font-style: italic;font-size:130%;" >9 months of carrying a child that I don't intend on keeping is worth WAY more than $500 to me</span>. I know that sounds bad, but its true. Anyways. Read more <a href="http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSN2329109120070324">here</a><br /></div>pancake monsterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05636285167412602731noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21975089.post-80795821874268347852007-03-26T12:57:00.000-05:002007-03-26T13:06:01.218-05:00Panda Porn<div style="text-align: left;">I haven't actually read the article, but apparently they're going to try to <span style="font-weight: bold;">teach Pandas to mate, by showing them porn</span>. <a href= "http://www.reuters.com/news/video/videoStory?videoId=46662">Read Article / Video</a><br /></div>pancake monsterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05636285167412602731noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21975089.post-31807800036454727172007-03-26T12:32:00.000-05:002008-12-12T18:09:31.236-05:00Are You Hot Enough ?<div style="text-align: justify;"><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__Vebc8PTxfc/RggIWEWUisI/AAAAAAAAAUA/Pnx6x8pkj9g/s1600-h/Picture+9.png"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 262px; height: 58px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__Vebc8PTxfc/RggIWEWUisI/AAAAAAAAAUA/Pnx6x8pkj9g/s320/Picture+9.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5046292557686147778" border="0" /></a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__Vebc8PTxfc/RggIWEWUitI/AAAAAAAAAUI/t9dyPGCG31w/s1600-h/Picture+10.png"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 281px; height: 58px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__Vebc8PTxfc/RggIWEWUitI/AAAAAAAAAUI/t9dyPGCG31w/s320/Picture+10.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5046292557686147794" border="0" /></a><br /></div><br />Sick of being single? If you don't meet the sites standards, <a href="http://www.hotenough.org/">hotenough.org</a> will turn you down. To get it, one must successfully get through several stages. Jason Pellegrino and Sean Cohen created the site, after being pissed off that there weren't enough hot people on internet dating sites. The slogan seems to be <span style="font-size:130%;">"<span style="font-weight: bold;">NOT FOR THE AVERAGE SINGLE</span>"</span> and the home page reads:<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:85%;" >Attractive, fit singles like you deserve an above average dating pool and the leading online dating sites just don’t meet that standard. Online dating sites are a great way to meet that future soul mate - much better than trying to make a connection at a bar or club. Yet, on most leading dating sites, it simply takes too long to sift through the swarm of photos, e-mails, and teases to find a compatible match.</span><br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:85%;" >That’s where HotEnough.org comes in. We’re filling that long-standing void in the online dating industry. With our selective screening and voting process, you know from the start that our members will be much more compatible to your taste. As a HotEnough member, you get full access to our attractive clientele.</span><br /></div><br />And to become a member at the site:<br /><br /><table style="text-align: left; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px;" border="0" cellpadding="5" cellspacing="10" width="100%"><tbody><tr><td class="subheader" align="right"> 1. </td> <td style="font-weight: bold;" class="content"><span style="font-size:85%;"> New members (registrants) must submit three photos of themselves at signup. These photos must include one full body shot. Only one professional photo will be allowed. </span></td> </tr> <tr> <td class="subheader" align="right"> 2. </td> <td style="font-weight: bold;" class="content"><span style="font-size:85%;"> Submitted photos will be sent to our site administrators where they will be judged based upon whether the registrant appears well-kept and in shape. </span></td> </tr> <tr> <td class="subheader" align="right"> 3. </td> <td style="font-weight: bold;" class="content"><span style="font-size:85%;"> If the registrant passes the assessment, he or she will be granted prospective member status. </span></td> </tr> <tr> <td class="subheader" align="right"> 4. </td> <td style="font-weight: bold;" class="content"><span style="font-size:85%;"> Prospective members photos are then forwarded to Hotenough’s voting area where active members will cast their votes. </span></td> </tr> <tr> <td class="subheader" align="right"> 5. </td> <td style="font-weight: bold;" class="content"><span style="font-size:85%;"> Once a prospective member receives 25 votes, he or she must maintain a score of eight or above to become an active member.</span></td></tr></tbody></table>pancake monsterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05636285167412602731noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21975089.post-9189248874290640632007-03-22T16:29:00.000-05:002007-03-22T16:39:14.242-05:00Anti-Hillary Video<div style="text-align: center;">By posting this video, I'm not saying that I oppose or support its message.<br />It has been watched 2,075,594 times since March 5th.<br /><object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/6h3G-lMZxjo"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/6h3G-lMZxjo" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object><br /></div>pancake monsterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05636285167412602731noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21975089.post-64311311961009886542007-03-21T17:45:00.000-05:002007-03-21T17:46:36.678-05:00Italian journalist was freed in Taliban prisoner swapAre you fucking kidding me?! <a href="http://www.alertnet.org/thenews/newsdesk/L21413898.htm">GO</a>pancake monsterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05636285167412602731noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21975089.post-10579539391029540312007-03-16T09:48:00.000-05:002008-12-12T18:09:31.438-05:00Washing Machine Moving<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__Vebc8PTxfc/Rfq4JqgtSiI/AAAAAAAAATw/NpP5h1jYqJk/s1600-h/91703_sock_eater.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 81px; height: 62px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__Vebc8PTxfc/Rfq4JqgtSiI/AAAAAAAAATw/NpP5h1jYqJk/s200/91703_sock_eater.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5042545208964500002" border="0" /></a>Recently, a family my boyfriend (and me, the helper) to move two washing machines in and out of two houses. If you've ever done this before, you know what a pain it can be. If you've never moved one before, keep in mind:<br /><ul style="text-align: justify;"><li><i>CLEAN THE BOTTOM OF THE DRYER!!! </i><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);">There's usually a lot of rusty, grimy, brown crap on the bottom.</span></span></span></li><li><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">Use a dolly</span>. We used a really small one, but it still helped <i>alot.</i></span></li><li><i><span style="font-style: italic;"></span></i>I haven't looked it up, but apparently you're supposed to <span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">pad the main part</span> (where clothes go) from the bottom of the machine, when moving it. Towels, rags, and clothes are fine.<i><span style="font-style: italic;"></span><br /></i></span></li><li><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"> Make sure one of you is relatively tall</span>- I'm only '5"4, but my boyfriend is about 6'. I don't think we would have made it up the stairs without someone his height.</span></li><li><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">MEASURE</span> the washer and all doorways. We had to take off two doors at the 2nd house.<br /></span></li><li>When going up, the taller person stands at the higher point, controlling the washer on the dolly, each time it goes down a step. Shorter person stands at lower point, lifting the bottom (inner) edges of the washer.</span></li><li><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">Drain as much water</span> out of the washer & it's tubes as you can, before you start moving it.</span></li><li><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">It will probably leak somehow</span>, while you're moving it and then once its in the car, depending how it's moved. We found that several hours after spilling brown crap all over new white carpet, it cleaned up really quickly with some kind of strong carpet cleaner.</span></li></ul>pancake monsterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05636285167412602731noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21975089.post-41803722801009370992007-03-06T12:40:00.000-05:002008-12-12T18:09:31.719-05:00Poop & An Atm<div style="text-align: justify;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__Vebc8PTxfc/Re2p2ohFe5I/AAAAAAAAATo/kmzT2UDpJRc/s1600-h/624182_no_dog_poo_poo_signal.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__Vebc8PTxfc/Re2p2ohFe5I/AAAAAAAAATo/kmzT2UDpJRc/s200/624182_no_dog_poo_poo_signal.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5038870314151672722" border="0" /></a>An 18 year-old guy in Germany has been arrested for taking a dump in front of an ATM in a bank, several times. What the hell is wrong with people? Apparently he's being charged with vandalism. What a FREAK! <a href="http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSL0654634420070306">Full Article</a><br /></div>pancake monsterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05636285167412602731noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21975089.post-73813875625956681082007-03-05T18:45:00.000-05:002008-12-12T18:09:31.906-05:00Saving Buried Dad<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__Vebc8PTxfc/Reytb3xx9SI/AAAAAAAAATg/7AZSTFEaaAs/s1600-h/398410_human_skull.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 175px; height: 132px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__Vebc8PTxfc/Reytb3xx9SI/AAAAAAAAATg/7AZSTFEaaAs/s200/398410_human_skull.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5038592777461560610" border="0" /></a>So this guy in Pakistan stole an ambulance and dug up his father who'd been dead for 2 years, to try to REVIVE HIM. Not only did he hijack the ambulance, but he also held it's driver at gunpoint. After getting the skeleton, he kept it in his room for 12 hours, along with some other dude that was at the graveyard at the time. The crazy guy escaped when they raided his house, and the body has been reburied. More <a href="http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSISL9285220070305">here</a>pancake monsterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05636285167412602731noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21975089.post-77192478772141628692007-03-02T02:14:00.000-05:002007-03-02T02:16:50.527-05:00Ummm<center><object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/1LILp1iyKVg"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/1LILp1iyKVg" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object></center>pancake monsterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05636285167412602731noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21975089.post-41180989198769149012007-03-01T17:50:00.000-05:002008-12-12T18:09:32.111-05:00Pee in a Bottle, Pass Your Class<div style="text-align: justify;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/__Vebc8PTxfc/RedamPY7xAI/AAAAAAAAATU/p_ZxNbaz1yE/s1600-h/473497_water_bottle.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 52px; height: 138px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/__Vebc8PTxfc/RedamPY7xAI/AAAAAAAAATU/p_ZxNbaz1yE/s320/473497_water_bottle.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5037094321249829890" border="0" /></a>If he left the room during his exam, he'd fail the class. Instead, he <span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">peed in a bottle</span> in the corner of a room with 120 other students present. Now, it would be one thing if he was a trouble-maker trying to cheat by going to the bathroom. But this guy was in an accident that affected his bladder control and put him on crutches! Anyways, find more on this <a href="http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSL2815380820070301">here</a></div>pancake monsterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05636285167412602731noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21975089.post-64780775886491608872007-03-01T17:31:00.000-05:002008-12-12T18:09:32.269-05:00Teacher Cuts Student's Tongue<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__Vebc8PTxfc/RedWm_Y7w_I/AAAAAAAAATI/UZ1ajyIaSJ0/s1600-h/197222_scissors.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 110px; height: 145px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__Vebc8PTxfc/RedWm_Y7w_I/AAAAAAAAATI/UZ1ajyIaSJ0/s200/197222_scissors.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5037089936088220658" border="0" /></a>What the hell? A young teacher in Milan decided it was a good idea to <span style="font-weight: bold;">cut her student's tongue</span> as a way of keeping them quiet! Understandably, the child's family is suing her. Well, atleast we know that kids are safe school, <span style="font-style: italic;">right</span>? <a href="http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSL2724510120070228">Full Article</a>pancake monsterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05636285167412602731noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21975089.post-36263228593294304182007-02-20T04:14:00.000-05:002008-12-12T18:09:32.558-05:00JFK new video<div style="text-align: justify;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/__Vebc8PTxfc/Rdq-LbkX_II/AAAAAAAAAS8/nRVG-3UBpYU/s1600-h/544853_question_mark.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/__Vebc8PTxfc/Rdq-LbkX_II/AAAAAAAAAS8/nRVG-3UBpYU/s200/544853_question_mark.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5033544637128113282" border="0" /></a><span style="font-style: italic;font-size:85%;" >Taken DIRECTLY from cnn.com</span><br /><br />DALLAS, Texas (Reuters) -- Previously unreleased footage of John F. Kennedy's motorcade in Dallas moments before he was gunned down was released Monday, a surprising new twist in a saga that has gripped the United States for four decades.<br /><br /><span id="fullpost">The silent 8mm film shows a beaming Jacqueline Kennedy close up in vivid color waving to the crowd.<br /><br />A group of excited bystanders -- women sporting big 1960s hairstyles -- waves to the cameraman shortly before the motorcade sweeps past. (Watch as the first couple waves at the crowd Video)<br /><br />The president's coat is clearly, if briefly, seen bunched up on his back -- a detail that will be scrutinized by conspiracy theorists who see evidence of a plot in, among other things, the fact the bullet wounds on his jacket and body did not appear to match.<br /><br />The film was donated to the Sixth Floor Museum in Dallas by amateur photographer George Jefferies and his son-in-law, Wayne Graham. It was released to coincide with the Presidents Day federal holiday.<br /><br />Museum curator Gary Mack said he was not surprised Jefferies took so long to come forward.<br /><br />"Everyone who captured the motorcade before the assassination thinks their pictures are unimportant. But to historians, all photos and home movies are important to possibly answer questions that will be asked in the future," he said.<br /><br />Located in the former Texas School Book Depository building where Lee Harvey Oswald shot Kennedy from a sixth-floor window on November 22, 1963, the museum is devoted to Kennedy's presidency and the events surrounding his assassination.<br /><br />The footage was taken less than 90 seconds before the fatal shots were fired. The 40-second film also shows the scene of the crime the following day.</span><br /><span id="fullpost">Footage could spark more conspiracy theories<br /><br />The footage is sure to be new fodder for conspiracy buffs who have long maintained Kennedy was the victim of a sinister plot orchestrated by shadowy elements in either the government, the "military-industrial complex," the Mafia or communist Cuba.<br /><br />"I've already seen the footage on a conspiracy Web site -- it's interesting for the conspiracy researchers to study Kennedy's coat which appears to be bunched up on his back," Mack said.<br /><br />He said since Kennedy's jacket was riding high on his back, the entry wound in his body did not match the expected position in his coat -- grist for the conspiracy mill that charges more than three shots were fired.<br /><br />Investigators maintain the shooting was carried out by Oswald acting alone. The most complete and best-known film of the Kennedy assassination to come to light was taken by bystander Abraham Zapruder.<br /><br />Mack said the new footage offered the best view of Mrs. Kennedy in the motorcade he had ever seen.<br /><br />>Copyright 2007 Reuters. All rights reserved.This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten, or redistributed.</span><br /></div>pancake monsterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05636285167412602731noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21975089.post-76314295721332682802007-02-17T17:43:00.000-05:002007-02-17T17:51:08.482-05:00Gasoline Vs. Liposuction Fat<div style="text-align: justify;">From <a href="http://www2.blogger.com/post-gazette.com">post-gazette.com</a>:<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">" Mr. Venoy's firm is signing an agreement with Jackson Memorial Hospital in Miami to <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">recycle 3,000 gallons of human fat</span> a week <span style="font-weight: bold;">from its liposuction clinics</span>, according to the Norwegian Web site Aftenposten.no/english. That can produce 2,600 gallons of bio-diesel -- <span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">enough to power a Hummer for a week or two</span></span>."</span><br /><br /><br />Full article <a href="http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/06346/745390-294.stm">here</a></div>pancake monsterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05636285167412602731noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21975089.post-14155249353507501562007-02-17T17:01:00.000-05:002008-12-12T18:09:32.730-05:00Prince Harry in Iraq<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__Vebc8PTxfc/Rdd9vLy9r1I/AAAAAAAAASs/tGS9GhtFDUY/s1600-h/story.harry1.ap.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 142px; height: 108px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__Vebc8PTxfc/Rdd9vLy9r1I/AAAAAAAAASs/tGS9GhtFDUY/s200/story.harry1.ap.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5032629358183690066" border="0" /></a><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prince_Henry_of_Wales">Prince Harry</a>, 3rd in line to the throne, will be stationed in Iraq by the end of the month.<br /><a href="http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/europe/02/17/harry.iraq.ap/index.html?section=cnn_latest">Full article</a>pancake monsterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05636285167412602731noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21975089.post-29553278389924133712007-02-17T15:14:00.000-05:002008-12-12T18:09:32.821-05:00Britney Spears<center><img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__Vebc8PTxfc/RddiW7y9rzI/AAAAAAAAASY/tCUjtJnep5M/s400/baldbrit_1.jpg" /><br />Britney Spear's shaved her head?<br />There are plenty of other pictures out, of this.<br />But this one, from <a href="http://galleryoftheabsurd.typepad.com/14/2007/02/bald_britney.html">here</a>, is hilarious!</center>pancake monsterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05636285167412602731noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21975089.post-91679574518623209652007-02-15T21:24:00.000-05:002007-02-17T16:45:02.818-05:00How To Make a Tag Cloud<a href="http://phy3blog.googlepages.com/Beta-Blogger-Label-Cloud.html">This</a> is what I followed to make my own tag cloud. It's really easy.pancake monsterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05636285167412602731noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21975089.post-45562503351026049462007-02-15T20:33:00.000-05:002008-12-12T18:09:33.108-05:00Stephen Colbert Ice Cream<div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephen_Colbert">Stephen Colbert</a>, super awesome comedian, now has his own flavor of Ben & Jerry's ice cream!<br /><br /><img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/__Vebc8PTxfc/RdUKkLy9ryI/AAAAAAAAASM/BVK0BXYNawE/s400/0_21_021407_americonedream.jpg" /><br /><br /></div>pancake monsterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05636285167412602731noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21975089.post-22793782431440332472007-02-15T20:04:00.000-05:002008-12-12T18:09:33.532-05:00Cornell Quits, Rage Back Together<div style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__Vebc8PTxfc/RdUIh7y9rxI/AAAAAAAAAR4/gYI5snWscvc/s200/images-1.jpeg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5031937537736552210" border="0" /><img style="width: 101px; height: 95px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__Vebc8PTxfc/RdUG2ry9rvI/AAAAAAAAARo/t7BuNGnfPFk/s200/3838.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5031935695195582194" border="0" /><br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><a href="http://www2.blogger.com/en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chris_Cornell" rel="cornell">Chris Cornell</a>, singer for the band <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Audioslave" rel="audioslave">Audioslave</a>, has quit the band. On the up side, bassist Tim Commerford and drummer Brad Wilk have gotten back together with <a href="http://www2.blogger.com/en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zack_de_la_Rocha%22">Zack de la Rocha</a> to reunite <a href="http://www2.blogger.com/en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rage_Against_the_Machine">Rage Against the Machine</a>.<br />For more info <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070215/music_nm/audioslave_dc;_ylt=AmZ5f0gRJXBc5CHaEsUWDORxFb8C">here</a><br /></div>pancake monsterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05636285167412602731noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21975089.post-48171987391455291252007-02-15T12:33:00.000-05:002008-12-12T18:09:34.418-05:00Madame Tussauds Wax Museums<div style="text-align: center;">The statues at <a href="http://www.madame-tussauds.com/">Madame Tussauds</a>' wax museums are crazy!<br /><br /><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 112px; height: 112px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/__Vebc8PTxfc/RdSa1by9rsI/AAAAAAAAARE/vwVu2i49qKY/s200/600px-WxwrkHitler.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5031816926464945858" border="0" /><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 150px; height: 112px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__Vebc8PTxfc/RdScK7y9rtI/AAAAAAAAARM/9yobs9aDRxc/s200/800px-WxwrkChurchill.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5031818395343761106" border="0" /><img style="width: 150px; height: 112px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__Vebc8PTxfc/RdScK7y9ruI/AAAAAAAAARU/-VRIl091rPQ/s200/800px-WxwrkRoberts.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5031818395343761122" border="0" /><br /><br />Do you recognize them ?<br /></div>pancake monsterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05636285167412602731noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21975089.post-11959021337432514102007-02-15T11:51:00.000-05:002008-12-12T18:09:34.785-05:00Paris Hilton's "Bra"<div style="text-align: center;">Where did Paris Hilton get that amazing "bra" she seems to be wearing?<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__Vebc8PTxfc/RdSQTLy9rrI/AAAAAAAAAQ4/jzBFka5CjNg/s1600-h/20070111-Paris_Hilton_Cleavage6.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__Vebc8PTxfc/RdSQTLy9rrI/AAAAAAAAAQ4/jzBFka5CjNg/s400/20070111-Paris_Hilton_Cleavage6.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5031805342938148530" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-style: italic;font-size:85%;" >image/source:drunkenstepfather.com</span><br /><br /></div>pancake monsterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05636285167412602731noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21975089.post-61454382377942917442007-02-14T21:13:00.000-05:002008-12-12T18:09:34.925-05:00Girls Gone Wild Clothing Line<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: century gothic;">According to TMZ, Girls Gone Wild now has their own clothing line</span><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/__Vebc8PTxfc/RdPCJry9rqI/AAAAAAAAAQs/oqxFhlI9Qls/s1600-h/0214_francis_wi.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/__Vebc8PTxfc/RdPCJry9rqI/AAAAAAAAAQs/oqxFhlI9Qls/s400/0214_francis_wi.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5031578680334069410" border="0" /></a><br /></div>pancake monsterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05636285167412602731noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21975089.post-41055026797343436332007-02-14T20:39:00.000-05:002008-12-12T18:09:35.121-05:00Anna Nicole's Methadone<div style="text-align: justify;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__Vebc8PTxfc/RdO7Y7y9rpI/AAAAAAAAAQg/Hz_M114MRWc/s1600-h/254529_drugs_2.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 119px; height: 173px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__Vebc8PTxfc/RdO7Y7y9rpI/AAAAAAAAAQg/Hz_M114MRWc/s200/254529_drugs_2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5031571245745680018" border="0" /></a>In August 2006, a doctor wrote Anna Nicole Smith a prescription for methadone, less than 2 weeks before she gave birth.<br /><br />The prescription was written for Michelle Chase, a fake name for Anna Nicole. However, in California, its apparently legal to write prescriptions for fake names. The meth was then sent to Smith's house in the Bahamas, from the pharmacy where it was originally called in to.<br /></div>pancake monsterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05636285167412602731noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21975089.post-90425675558281775002007-02-14T20:04:00.000-05:002008-12-12T18:09:35.495-05:00Breast Implants, 5 Different Ways<div style="text-align: justify;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__Vebc8PTxfc/RdO4F7y9roI/AAAAAAAAAQU/pX9dfSDJU0c/s1600-h/450912_soft_breast.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__Vebc8PTxfc/RdO4F7y9roI/AAAAAAAAAQU/pX9dfSDJU0c/s200/450912_soft_breast.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5031567620793282178" border="0" /></a>Apparently there are <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breast_augmentation#Incision_types">5 different ways</a> they can make the incision during breast implant surgery:<br /></div><ul style="text-align: justify;"><li>Under/at the fold</li><li>Along the areolar border</li><li>In the armpit</li><li>In the navel</li></ul><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /><br /><br /><span id="fullpost">(From Wikipedia)<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Inframammary</span> - an incision is placed below the breast in the infra-mammary fold (IMF). This incision is the most common approach and affords maximum access for dissection and placement of an implant. It is often the preferred technique for silicone gel implants due to the longer incisions required.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Periareolar</span> - an incision is placed <span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0); font-weight: bold;">along the areolar border</span>. This incision provides an optimal approach when adjustments to the IMF position or mastopexy (breast lift) procedures are planned. The incision is generally placed around the inferior half, or the medial half of the areola's circumference. Larger silicone gel implants are difficult to place via this incision.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Transaxillary</span> - an incision is placed in the <span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" ><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">armpit</span></span> and the dissection tunnels medially. This approach allows implants to be placed with no visible scars on the breast. Transaxillary procedures can be performed with or without an endoscope (tiny lighted camera).<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Transumbilical (TUBA)</span> - a less common technique where an <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">incision is placed in the navel</span> and dissection tunnels superiorly. This approach enables implants to be placed with no visible scars on the breast, but makes appropriate dissection and implant placement more difficult. Transumbilical procedures may be performed bluntly or with an endoscope (tiny lighted camera) to assist dissection. This technique is not appropriate for placing silicone gel implants due to potential damage of the implant shell during blunt insertion.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Transabdominoplasty (TABA)</span> - procedure similar to TUBA, where the implants are tunneled up from the abdomen into bluntly dissected pockets while a patient is simultaneously undergoing an abdominoplasty procedure.</span><br /><br /></div>pancake monsterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05636285167412602731noreply@blogger.com1