Mar 26, 2007
Panda Porn
Are You Hot Enough ?
Sick of being single? If you don't meet the sites standards, hotenough.org will turn you down. To get it, one must successfully get through several stages. Jason Pellegrino and Sean Cohen created the site, after being pissed off that there weren't enough hot people on internet dating sites. The slogan seems to be "NOT FOR THE AVERAGE SINGLE" and the home page reads:
And to become a member at the site:
1. | New members (registrants) must submit three photos of themselves at signup. These photos must include one full body shot. Only one professional photo will be allowed. |
2. | Submitted photos will be sent to our site administrators where they will be judged based upon whether the registrant appears well-kept and in shape. |
3. | If the registrant passes the assessment, he or she will be granted prospective member status. |
4. | Prospective members photos are then forwarded to Hotenough’s voting area where active members will cast their votes. |
5. | Once a prospective member receives 25 votes, he or she must maintain a score of eight or above to become an active member. |
Labels: hotenough.org, online dating
Mar 22, 2007
Anti-Hillary Video
It has been watched 2,075,594 times since March 5th.
Mar 21, 2007
Italian journalist was freed in Taliban prisoner swap
Are you fucking kidding me?! GO
Labels: Daniele Mastrogiacomo, kidnap, release, taliban
Mar 16, 2007
Washing Machine Moving
Recently, a family my boyfriend (and me, the helper) to move two washing machines in and out of two houses. If you've ever done this before, you know what a pain it can be. If you've never moved one before, keep in mind:
- CLEAN THE BOTTOM OF THE DRYER!!! There's usually a lot of rusty, grimy, brown crap on the bottom.
- Use a dolly. We used a really small one, but it still helped alot.
- I haven't looked it up, but apparently you're supposed to pad the main part (where clothes go) from the bottom of the machine, when moving it. Towels, rags, and clothes are fine.
- Make sure one of you is relatively tall- I'm only '5"4, but my boyfriend is about 6'. I don't think we would have made it up the stairs without someone his height.
- MEASURE the washer and all doorways. We had to take off two doors at the 2nd house.
- When going up, the taller person stands at the higher point, controlling the washer on the dolly, each time it goes down a step. Shorter person stands at lower point, lifting the bottom (inner) edges of the washer.
- Drain as much water out of the washer & it's tubes as you can, before you start moving it.
- It will probably leak somehow, while you're moving it and then once its in the car, depending how it's moved. We found that several hours after spilling brown crap all over new white carpet, it cleaned up really quickly with some kind of strong carpet cleaner.
Labels: laundry machine, washer, work
Mar 6, 2007
Poop & An Atm
Mar 5, 2007
Saving Buried Dad
So this guy in Pakistan stole an ambulance and dug up his father who'd been dead for 2 years, to try to REVIVE HIM. Not only did he hijack the ambulance, but he also held it's driver at gunpoint. After getting the skeleton, he kept it in his room for 12 hours, along with some other dude that was at the graveyard at the time. The crazy guy escaped when they raided his house, and the body has been reburied. More here
Labels: crazy, dead, grave robber
Mar 2, 2007
Mar 1, 2007
Pee in a Bottle, Pass Your Class
Labels: pee in a bottle, school, stupid rules
Teacher Cuts Student's Tongue
What the hell? A young teacher in Milan decided it was a good idea to cut her student's tongue as a way of keeping them quiet! Understandably, the child's family is suing her. Well, atleast we know that kids are safe school, right? Full Article
Feb 20, 2007
JFK new video
DALLAS, Texas (Reuters) -- Previously unreleased footage of John F. Kennedy's motorcade in Dallas moments before he was gunned down was released Monday, a surprising new twist in a saga that has gripped the United States for four decades.
The silent 8mm film shows a beaming Jacqueline Kennedy close up in vivid color waving to the crowd.
A group of excited bystanders -- women sporting big 1960s hairstyles -- waves to the cameraman shortly before the motorcade sweeps past. (Watch as the first couple waves at the crowd Video)
The president's coat is clearly, if briefly, seen bunched up on his back -- a detail that will be scrutinized by conspiracy theorists who see evidence of a plot in, among other things, the fact the bullet wounds on his jacket and body did not appear to match.
The film was donated to the Sixth Floor Museum in Dallas by amateur photographer George Jefferies and his son-in-law, Wayne Graham. It was released to coincide with the Presidents Day federal holiday.
Museum curator Gary Mack said he was not surprised Jefferies took so long to come forward.
"Everyone who captured the motorcade before the assassination thinks their pictures are unimportant. But to historians, all photos and home movies are important to possibly answer questions that will be asked in the future," he said.
Located in the former Texas School Book Depository building where Lee Harvey Oswald shot Kennedy from a sixth-floor window on November 22, 1963, the museum is devoted to Kennedy's presidency and the events surrounding his assassination.
The footage was taken less than 90 seconds before the fatal shots were fired. The 40-second film also shows the scene of the crime the following day.
Footage could spark more conspiracy theories
The footage is sure to be new fodder for conspiracy buffs who have long maintained Kennedy was the victim of a sinister plot orchestrated by shadowy elements in either the government, the "military-industrial complex," the Mafia or communist Cuba.
"I've already seen the footage on a conspiracy Web site -- it's interesting for the conspiracy researchers to study Kennedy's coat which appears to be bunched up on his back," Mack said.
He said since Kennedy's jacket was riding high on his back, the entry wound in his body did not match the expected position in his coat -- grist for the conspiracy mill that charges more than three shots were fired.
Investigators maintain the shooting was carried out by Oswald acting alone. The most complete and best-known film of the Kennedy assassination to come to light was taken by bystander Abraham Zapruder.
Mack said the new footage offered the best view of Mrs. Kennedy in the motorcade he had ever seen.
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Feb 17, 2007
Gasoline Vs. Liposuction Fat
" Mr. Venoy's firm is signing an agreement with Jackson Memorial Hospital in Miami to recycle 3,000 gallons of human fat a week from its liposuction clinics, according to the Norwegian Web site Aftenposten.no/english. That can produce 2,600 gallons of bio-diesel -- enough to power a Hummer for a week or two."
Full article here
Labels: alternative fuel, liposuction, medical
Prince Harry in Iraq
Prince Harry, 3rd in line to the throne, will be stationed in Iraq by the end of the month.
Full article
Labels: Prince Harry, royalty, soldier, war
Britney Spears
Britney Spear's shaved her head?
There are plenty of other pictures out, of this.
But this one, from here, is hilarious!
Labels: bald, Britney Spears, music
Feb 15, 2007
Cornell Quits, Rage Back Together
For more info here
Feb 14, 2007
Anna Nicole's Methadone
The prescription was written for Michelle Chase, a fake name for Anna Nicole. However, in California, its apparently legal to write prescriptions for fake names. The meth was then sent to Smith's house in the Bahamas, from the pharmacy where it was originally called in to.
Labels: Anna Nicole Smith, celebrity, drugs, methadone
Breast Implants, 5 Different Ways
- Under/at the fold
- Along the areolar border
- In the armpit
- In the navel
(From Wikipedia)
Inframammary - an incision is placed below the breast in the infra-mammary fold (IMF). This incision is the most common approach and affords maximum access for dissection and placement of an implant. It is often the preferred technique for silicone gel implants due to the longer incisions required.
Periareolar - an incision is placed along the areolar border. This incision provides an optimal approach when adjustments to the IMF position or mastopexy (breast lift) procedures are planned. The incision is generally placed around the inferior half, or the medial half of the areola's circumference. Larger silicone gel implants are difficult to place via this incision.
Transaxillary - an incision is placed in the armpit and the dissection tunnels medially. This approach allows implants to be placed with no visible scars on the breast. Transaxillary procedures can be performed with or without an endoscope (tiny lighted camera).
Transumbilical (TUBA) - a less common technique where an incision is placed in the navel and dissection tunnels superiorly. This approach enables implants to be placed with no visible scars on the breast, but makes appropriate dissection and implant placement more difficult. Transumbilical procedures may be performed bluntly or with an endoscope (tiny lighted camera) to assist dissection. This technique is not appropriate for placing silicone gel implants due to potential damage of the implant shell during blunt insertion.
Transabdominoplasty (TABA) - procedure similar to TUBA, where the implants are tunneled up from the abdomen into bluntly dissected pockets while a patient is simultaneously undergoing an abdominoplasty procedure.
Feb 13, 2007
Kiefer Kills Bauer Prototype
Article found here
image:desight.jugem.jp
Kiefer Sutherland has revealed that he destroyed the prototype model of the Jack Bauer action figure, based on his character in 24.
The figure is set to be released later this year but would have been available earlier if it wasn’t for his antics.
He told the National Enquirer recently: “They tried to come out with one a couple of years ago and they sent it to me for my approval.”
“We took the doll out for a night to have some fun and we’d had some drinks. We sat it on the corner of the table. We started torturing him around 11pm and by 2am we set him on fire in the parking lot.”
“We got up the next day and there was just this puddle of wax. His clothes didn’t burn, which I thought was pretty cool.
“Then I got a call the next day saying, ‘Did you like the doll?’ I said, ‘Yeah, it was great.’ And they said, ‘Well OK, good, you’ve got to send it back to us because that was a prototype. It took the guy a year to make it.’”
“I said, ‘Well, let me look for it, I think I left it in the trailer.’ This went on for about a week and then I had to just come clean.”
Labels: 24, celebrity, interview, Kiefer Sutherland
Things You May Not Know (Part 2)
More things you may not know...
Source: Wikipedia
Sorry, not as many links this time, but everything can be found on Wikipedia
In King of the Hill, Boomhauer's voice was inspired by an angry Beavis and Butt-head viewer who left an answering machine message for Mike Judge.
SpongeBob SquarePants was the first American cartoon to be broadcast in Iraq and Afghanistan after their US-led invasions.
Labels: King of the Hill, Spongebob
Did You Know?
- Charlie Sheen was born Carlos Irwin Estévez
- John Travolta is a qualified pilot & owns 5 planes
- Bruce Willis appeared, unpaid, in an episode of Friends after losing a bet to Matthew Perry. He's also offering $1 million to any civilian who turns in Osama, Ayman al-Zawahiri or Abu Musab al-Zarqawi
- Dan Rather had someone at the Houston police shoot him up with heroin, so that he could do a story on it
- Richard Nixon's daughter married Dwight Eisenhower's grandson
- Halle Berry has diabetes
- Nelly Furtado turned an offer for $500,000 to pose nude for Playboy
- Jay Leno is dislexic & does the voice of kitty in the South Park episode "Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut"
- Sylvester Stallone's sneer and slurred speech are the result of paralysis to the left side of his face due to birth complications
Feb 12, 2007
Sean Michel
Labels: American Idol, Johnny Cash, music, Sean Michel, video
Dixie Chicks Win 5 Grammys
Image: libertyjustincase.com
Labels: award, celebrity, Dixie Chicks, Grammys, music
Feb 11, 2007
Snorkeler Rodent Shot in Face
2 Stoned to Death on Resort Island
Labels: Cape Verde, murder, Saiani
Urban Dicitonary
Celebrity List : A list created by the individuals of a monogomous relationship at the point of becoming exclusive in order to notate which celebrities they are allowed to have sex with, if given the opportunity, and will not have committed any kind of wrong-doing that may conflict with the current terms of monogomy agreed upon by the individuals of the relationship. The details, such as number of times sex is allowed, sexual acts perform such as oral, anal, and various positions, must be decided by the couple. This term is derived from the TV show Entourage, Season 3 Episode 10. This may also be known as a "Celeb list".
- "I had sex with Jennifer Aniston and my girlfriend couldn't complain because she knew that Jennifer Aniston was on my celebrity list."
Labels: celebrity list, dictionary, urban
Feb 9, 2007
Oulawing iPod Use
In Brooklyn, State Senator Carl Kruger is planning to introduce a bill that would say when its ok to listen an iPod. If the bill goes through, it would mean that people violating it would be fined $100 and have to appear in court, if they are caught crossing the street using an iPod.
Feb 8, 2007
Anna Nicole Smith Is Dead
Smith, 39, collapsed and was unresponsive while staying at the Seminole Hard Rock Cafe Hotel and Casino, said the attorney, Ron Rale. She was rushed to a hospital.
"She checked in Monday at 8 p.m. as a guest. She was due to check out tomorrow," said Danielle Giordaano, a spokeswoman for the hotel.
Smith had been a tabloid staple even before she became Playboy's playmate of the year in 1993. Readers were fascinated by her bombshell good looks, her marriage to an elderly billionaire and subsequent court fight over his estate, her weight fluctuations, and last year, the sudden death of her 20-year-old son, Daniel Smith.
A former topless dancer, she made her name squeezing into Guess jeans. She resembled the late actress Marilyn Monroe, a similarity played up in her Guess magazine ads, billboards and department store displays.
In 1994, she married 89-year-old oil tycoon J. Howard Marshall II, the head of oil-based Koch Industries, which is part of a family fortune worth at least $400 million.
He died in 1995, setting off a feud with her former stepson, E. Pierce Marshall, over whether she had a right to his estate.
A federal court in California awarded Smith $474 million in a complicated legal twist that began after she declared bankruptcy. That was later overturned.
But in May, the U.S. Supreme Court revived her case, ruling that she deserved another day in court in her battle with her former stepson.
The justices said only that federal courts in California could deal with her case despite a Texas state court ruling that Marshall was the sole heir to the estate.
Then, the stepson died June 20 at age 67. But the family said the court fight would continue.
Daniel Smith died Sept. 10 in his mother's hospital room in the Bahamas, just days after she gave birth to a daughter.
An American medical examiner hired by the family, Cyril Wecht, said he had methadone and two antidepressants in his system when he died. Low levels of the three drugs interacted to cause an accidental death, Wecht said.
Meanwhile, the paternity of her now 5-month-old daughter remained a matter of dispute.
She was born Vickie Lynn Hogan on Nov. 28, 1967, in Houston, one of six children of Donald Eugene and Virgie Hart Hogan.
She married Bill Smith in 1985, giving birth to Daniel before divorcing two years later.
Image taken from sawf.or
Labels: Anna Nicole Smith, dead
Expensive People
Apparently it costs way too much to have someone well-known come and speak some where. Here's a few that I found:
- Al Franken $30,001 - $50,000
- Aretha Franklin $50,001 +
- Bill Cosby $50,001 +
- Bill Nye $20,001 - $30,000
- Carrot Top $10,001 - $20,000
- Dr. Phil McGraw $50,001 +
- Donald Trump $200,000 +
- George Foreman $50,001 +
- Goldie Hawn $50,001 +
- Henry Winkler $20,001 - $30,000
- Jay Leno $100,000 +
- Jon Stewart $100,000 +
- Kathy Griffin $30,001 - $50,000
- Lance Armstrong $200,000 +
- Leonard Nimoy $20,001 - $30,000
- Magic Johnson $50,001 and above
- Michelle Pfeiffer $30,001 - $50,000
- Olivia Newton-John $50,001 +
- Spike Lee $30,001 - $50,000
Feb 6, 2007
Naked Girl + PETA
Feb 4, 2007
Jan 26, 2007
Ugly Betty
So theres this new show on ABC called Ugly Betty, found here. I'm addicted to it. The summary on tv.com says:
"Betty Suarez has always had one goal in life: to make it into the fashion industry. Despite being smart, hard-working, and productive, her dream has always been shadowed by the fact that she isn't the best looking young woman. However, she is now determined to do whatever it takes to fulfill that ultimate dream. Ugly Betty stars America Ferrera in the title role. The show is based on the wildly popular Colombian telenovela which has already been successfully translated in Mexico, India, Russia, and Germany - all to stellar ratings."
Labels: tv, ugly betty
Jan 25, 2007
Jan 23, 2007
Police Slingshot?
Jan 22, 2007
Crytal Meth
Jan 19, 2007
Eden Burns
[Found the image on the bands site.]
Labels: Eden Burns, music
Jan 15, 2007
Shoes
Jan 13, 2007
Jan 12, 2007
Daily Diet #1
In an effort to not gain any more weight, I''ll be keeping track of everything I eat each day. I'm hoping that this will make me more conscious of all of the unhealthy crap I eat. Here's day 1's numbers (click the chart to zoom in) :
Jan 11, 2007
Jan 7, 2007
No Work
Just Got Home...
Jan 5, 2007
Thomas Lunch
Labels: music, red and black, show, thomas lunch
Jan 3, 2007
Needles
Tomorrow I have to go get a shot :( I really hate shots. I have no clue why. I mean, obviously getting a needle stuck in your arm isn't exactly a great thought (i guess maybe if you're in to shooting up heroin it might appeal to you. Though, even then, I'd think it were more for the heroin, than the needle.) Either way: Uck. I don't think that when I was younger it bothered me too much. But maybe that was just the "lolly pop effect". Man, those were the days. Tell me why they don't give us non-5 year-olds rewards for being so brave? Huh? They should. Maybe I'll start a petition.